How to Play Would You Rather Over Text

One player kicks things off by texting a "Would you rather" question with exactly two options. The weirder the better.
The other player picks one of the two options. No dodging, no "neither" — you have to commit.
After picking, explain your reasoning. This is where the real fun happens because the debates get wild.
Then it's the other player's turn to ask. Keep alternating until you run out of ideas (you won't).

Rules

You must pick one of the two options. "Both" and "neither" are not valid answers.
Both options should be roughly equal in difficulty or appeal. Don't make one obviously better.
You have to explain your choice. A one-word answer doesn't count.
No repeating questions that have already been asked in the same session.
Keep it fun and respectful. Read the room and match the vibe of whoever you're playing with.

You

would you rather be able to fly but only 2 feet off the ground, or be invisible but only when nobody is looking

Them

fly 2 feet off the ground easily. I'd just hover everywhere looking majestic

You

majestic?? you'd look like a glitchy video game character 😂

Them

ok my turn. would you rather have to sing everything you say or dance every time you walk

You

dance while walking for sure. I'd just look like I'm vibing 24/7

Them

imagine you in a job interview just grooving to your chair 💀

You

hired on the spot for positive energy

Them

lmaooo ok ok your turn

Mix up the tone: alternate between silly questions, deep philosophical ones, and mildly gross scenarios to keep things unpredictable.
Play the "speed round" version where both players have 30 seconds to answer. No overthinking allowed.
Try "Would You Rather: This or That Edition" where you compare two real things (pizza vs. tacos, beach vs. mountains).
In a group chat, have everyone vote on the same question and see who's in the majority. Minority has to explain themselves.